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zorkowa:
“I would say that my hand slipped, but it didn’t. I totally meant to draw this (maybe except the whole background with shading thing but well…. no time like the present!), modern pre-serum!stevebucky has been on my mind for a while, I...
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zorkowa:

I would say that my hand slipped, but it didn’t. I totally meant to draw this (maybe except the whole background with shading thing but well…. no time like the present!), modern pre-serum!stevebucky has been on my mind for a while, I admit

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    • #stucky
    • #pre serum steve
    • #modern au
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theshitpostcalligrapher:
“sixyearsofcollegedownthedrain:
“airspaniel:
“ drunkwario:
“ Anon hate from the late 1800’s.
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What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it...
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theshitpostcalligrapher:

sixyearsofcollegedownthedrain:

airspaniel:

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

i will gleefully reblog this every time i see it

oh hey its the post i based this off of

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    • #oh hello you're back
    • #yes yes i understand the original is fake but you MUST understand
    • #one must always Do Things For The Bit
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probablyfunrpgideas:

The existence of the Drider (a drow elf cursed with the legs of a giant spider by their sinister priestesses) implies that their naming conventions are different from those of the surface world.

We’d call a person with four horse legs a centaur, but perhaps when the same monster is created from a drow it would be called a Drorse.

Idea: in an act of heresy against Lolth, the drow noble family of Vi’Noshela has created several powerful living weapons called Dralligators. Any adventuring party willing to put an end to these creatures - and take down House Vi’Noshela - would be richly rewarded. But is it worth it, to become pawns in the brutal game of drow politics?

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patronsaintofgirls:

based on the smoking/drinking polls going around: how often do you have sex (defined as broadly or as specifically as you’d like)?

never

every few years

1-2 times a year

every few months

once a month

3-4 times a month

once a week

3-4 times a week

every day

N/A to me/results

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guys im so obsessed w this person on pinterest that does photoshoots w their snoopy plushy it’s so good

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playingsegawithharrisonford:

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#i know people have started criticizing the#‘men are afraid of getting laughed at women are afraid of getting killed’#but this is real?

Oh, yes.

A few years ago I went to pick up a woman I met on OKCupid for a date, and a friend of hers was there. They kind of over-explained “Oh, she just showed up to say hi” and there was a vague nervousness in the air that even my autistic ass was picking up on. Her friend was playing conspicuously with her phone. I went “Ah, the safety. Need to get a picture?”

Dead silence for about a second and a half, then the friend took a picture, looked at my date, and said “Have fun” and walked out the door.

(I would ordinarily have been clueless, but I’d just been asked to be the safety the previous night.)

My advice to male-presenting folks: recognize that this not your problem. By which I mean, this sort of security check isn’t a problem for you. It doesn’t hurt you. You aren’t being insulted or disrespected. And if you treat it like what it is– a reasonable adaptation to an unreasonable situation– and just roll with it, your dates will be more comfortable, and you will have a better time as a result.

The same applies to phone calls mid-date. Let them answer the damn phone without drama.

They aren’t accusing you of being a dangerous person. The very fact that they are willing to go on a goddamn date with you means that they have extended a certain level of trust. But the fact remains that there isn’t really a way to distinguish between “a man who isn’t dangerous” and “a man who knows how to behave like he’s not dangerous.”

there isn’t really a way to distinguish between “a man who isn’t dangerous” and “a man who knows how to behave like he’s not dangerous.”

Fun fact - if you flip out, make a big deal, act insulted, go on a rant, or whatever about these kinds of safety measures, you’ve just proven that you are the sort of person that those safety measures are needed for.

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appaeve:

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recent links

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saturnisfallingdown:

you can switch to firefox you can install ublock origin you can learn html you can delete tiktok you can read wikipedia just for the fun of it you MUST kill your google brand loyalty where it stands before it can harm you more. the internet is such a beautiful place if only you learn to see and use it right

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eschergirls:

realistic painting style art from Legend of The Cryptids showing a blonde woman with angel wings in a white toga holding a flaming sword and flying in a very strong boobs and butt pose with her far buttock and leg disconnected from her bodyALT

That’s not a biblically accurate Escher Angel. She should have at least 13 buttcheeks falling off, not just one.

(Art for Justice Angel from Legend of the Cryptids, Applibot Inc., submitted by anonymous)

Originally posted at EscherGirls.com

    • #Legend of the Cryptids
    • #mobile games
    • #errant buttock
    • #detached legs
    • #gratuitous butts
    • #boobs and butt pose
    • #rubber spines
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    • #this delights me
    • #werewolves
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    Ok so my highschool was in the downtown area of my city, and on top of the building were two penthouses. Now the owners of the penthouses had their own private entrance that I had to walk by every single day for four years to get to school, and in the foyer of this entrance was an extremely horny painting of a furry zebra with humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous in lengeríe.

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